Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

Cause she was too cute being the Loo and humoring her cooky Aunt Court.
Here is the almighty Loo, featuring her third Aunt Courtney Original. It’s tough having an aunt that makes you weird, holiday-themed clothes and then expects you to pose in them… I had an aunt like that too and by the time [...]

Showing you the cool that is sewing

I know since becoming a sewer (not the poopy kinda, the kind with thread hanging off her clothes) you all think I have lost it and become an old grandma. I’m here today to tell you that this is not true, and to encourage ALL of you to explore your inner seamstress (or to [...]

Sorry Stockton

I read wedding blogs. I’m not sure why, other than I am getting married and feel like I have to participate to some extent in the psychosis that is frenzied, bridal madness. Some girls are FA-REAKS!!!!! I told my mom just the other day, I am always left speechless by the girls who FIXATE [...]

Bet you thought I was dead

I don’t even think I can call myself a blogger anymore. Aren’t there like, governing rules that say you must blog every so-many days in order to maintain that title? If I were an educator, it would be time for me to renew my teaching license by now. BUT ALASSSSS, I am back. At least [...]

You look:

Like a moron.

Dear adult college woman of Saint Mary’s,
While loungewear is a common sight on this female dwelled establishment, please refrain from ever committing this crime against humanity ever again. Fleece onesie pajamas with rubber soled feet and an airplane pattern is beyond inappropriate attire for walking around campus in the evening. My [...]

Dear Halloween,

I really hate you.
I think your color scheme is icky. You bring out the bad in Orange, which we all know can do no wrong outside of your satanic grips.
You give people an excuse to dress in ways that would otherwise be considered illegal, and I don’t care what day of the year [...]

When you think of a perfect weekend…

Mine is not what comes to mind. In fact, I would venture to say mine falls under the category of Someone is Trying to Sabotage My Life, I Just Know It, I am Henceforth a Hermit. That category has taken on a whole new role for me this weekend. Because bad things can’t happen to [...]

Randomness 10.1.09 edition

Happy October 1st! This is my favorite month. The weather is a wonderful mix of sunny and crisp (when things go right), my birthday is within sight, and the new chill in the air means this is the first opportunity you get to wear all those new Fall clothes you splurged on, even if it [...]

It’s official!

I am now a real, live, Etsy shop owner!!! After a lot of encouragement from my roommate and a few others, I decided to take the plunge and put my stuff out there. I only have two things up for now, but you gotta start somewhere, yeah!?! Even though I do make random things for [...]

Woof woof

For your viewing pleasure, allow me to introduce my latest project, for the stylish mutt in your life.

A lovely, handmade collar for your favorite little houndie. I made this because this week in the store, someone asked if we have cute dog collars. I wanted to say “No, but give me 24 hours and we [...]