Like a moron.

Dear adult college woman of Saint Mary’s,
While loungewear is a common sight on this female dwelled establishment, please refrain from ever committing this crime against humanity ever again. Fleece onesie pajamas with rubber soled feet and an airplane pattern is beyond inappropriate attire for walking around campus in the evening. My two month old niece has more mature looking sleepwear than this. If you would be so kind as to find the 4 year old boy who you stole this hideous monstrosity from, your sisters of Saint Mary’s would be tickled. One less unfortunate embarrassment for us to explain to outsiders.
Thank you, and goodnight.
5 Comments
October 28, 2009 at 7:40 am
HA!! You could start a new website rivaling the “People of Walmart”…The “Belles of Saint Mary’s Gone Amok”!
October 28, 2009 at 8:54 am
wow…
i can’t even believe they make pjs that look like that in that size. how was that at all convincing to her as a good idea? maybe she lost a bet… because i sincerely cannot imagine her thinking to herself that day “hmm… you know what would look great – AIRPLANE PAJAMAS!”
on a semi-related topic – nic wanted to buy his friend darren some pjs like that with spiderman on them for christmas [as a joke], i wonder where she got them?
October 28, 2009 at 11:07 pm
Hahahaha! I love this. So many people praise Saint Mary’s women for being so refined, and yet here is evidence of all the bizarre belles that let their freak flag fly. I definitely witnessed some of that craziness while I was there. This could be the beginning of a beautiful series. Get a pic of the idiots that wear character slippers to class!
November 1, 2009 at 1:11 pm
Where can I get some of those in my size?
November 11, 2009 at 9:25 pm
How about a photo of your “long” hair? xoxo